Well, it seems that you have got a crazy mind huh? So, maybe you are going to attend a special party or want to skip classes or something. There are indeed some tips for you as you want this effect. So, just try to get yourself some smokey-eye makeups to apply on your eyes and around, which could give you desired effects. Also, try to drink a lot of water before sleep, so that your eyes would be swollen, which could assist with your wish.
Aha! Your question is very interesting! You know I have ever meet many questions ask about the how to get rid of bruised eyes. However, you ask the opposite one. It is really very easy to meet your requirements. You can make up, use shadow, or get a punching of your eyes; you would stay up all night just for one night, I can make sure your eyes will look bruised. That funny! However, take good care of your eyes, because it is your windows of hearts, why hurt it? It is not make sense at all!
If you want to make your eyes look bruised, you could do the makeup to get this effect. You could use the eye shadow with green and blue colors. Then you just brush the eye shadow around your eyes. Many actors just use this way to make the bruised eyes. In a word, you could try this on and then see the effect.